Sunday, October 11, 2009

Tamil Star VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates.
But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection
But when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college.
But U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...
But u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic
But a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup.
But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard
But u cannot find mother in motherboard.............. ....