Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
An Article On Hindi Movie Blue
Blue is a movie about a group of Indians searching for a sunken vessel which had highly valuable Indian artifacts.
The story line is wafer thin and predictable in the first place. Mishmash of national treasure need from Speed and Pirates of Caribbean
Secondly it is a mishmash of scenes from different Hollywood and regional Indian cinema. For example the action sequence at Sanjay Dutt's hut is a copycat from the famous Bad boys. I enjoyed the action sequence and chasing scene on the train and I was laughing because I have seen the same scene in a YouTube video which is tagged as a funny and mind-blowing Balakrishna’s action stunt (famous Telugu star). Has anyone not heard about a word called originality? And where did the truckloads of money go?
Dialogues lack nativity in the film. It looks like famous Hollywood movie dialogues mixture. I wonder why script writer didn’t use English when writing Lara Dutta’s help call from the boat. I’m pretty sure Bahamian Coast guards would not understand Hindi.
The biggest logical loophole in the movie which I didn’t understand was why on earth the lady in the Blue has to travel all the way to Bahamas when she was supposed to be travelling in between England and India. Where is the geography folks? I’m pretty sure the captain would have heard something called Suez Canal.
Blue
There are two types of movies - one that makes you emotive (love, pain, sorrow, humor and enjoyment) and second one which makes you think. Blue belongs to second category which makes you think that anyone can make good couple of or even four films with the budget of money invested in Blue.
The story line is wafer thin and predictable in the first place. Mishmash of national treasure need from Speed and Pirates of Caribbean
Secondly it is a mishmash of scenes from different Hollywood and regional Indian cinema. For example the action sequence at Sanjay Dutt's hut is a copycat from the famous Bad boys. I enjoyed the action sequence and chasing scene on the train and I was laughing because I have seen the same scene in a YouTube video which is tagged as a funny and mind-blowing Balakrishna’s action stunt (famous Telugu star). Has anyone not heard about a word called originality? And where did the truckloads of money go?
Dialogues lack nativity in the film. It looks like famous Hollywood movie dialogues mixture. I wonder why script writer didn’t use English when writing Lara Dutta’s help call from the boat. I’m pretty sure Bahamian Coast guards would not understand Hindi.
The biggest logical loophole in the movie which I didn’t understand was why on earth the lady in the Blue has to travel all the way to Bahamas when she was supposed to be travelling in between England and India. Where is the geography folks? I’m pretty sure the captain would have heard something called Suez Canal.
Blue
There are two types of movies - one that makes you emotive (love, pain, sorrow, humor and enjoyment) and second one which makes you think. Blue belongs to second category which makes you think that anyone can make good couple of or even four films with the budget of money invested in Blue.
2012 Doomsday!!- BULLSHIT
Don't believe everything you see on the internet, videos on YouTube (easily faked and don’t require verification) and in emails. People have been predicting the end of the world every few years throughout history and we've passed every one. Look at the one predicting the end at the millennium. The end was also predicted for the previous millennium.
The predicted 2012 Doomsday, was taken from the fact that the Mayans only carried their calendar out to December 21, 2012. They didn't predict the end of the world, only the end of an age. The Mayan calendar was divided into “ages”. The Mayan civilization ended hundred of years before 2012, so if they had intended to make any extensions for new ages, they never got back to it.
Anyway, the Solar System will align with the Galactic Center on that date. This happens every 26,000 years. The Earth has been here about 4.5 billion years and humans for about 200,000 years. That means it has happened 7 times since man has existed and 173,076 times since Earth has existed, and it is still here and so are we.
The predicted 2012 Doomsday, was taken from the fact that the Mayans only carried their calendar out to December 21, 2012. They didn't predict the end of the world, only the end of an age. The Mayan calendar was divided into “ages”. The Mayan civilization ended hundred of years before 2012, so if they had intended to make any extensions for new ages, they never got back to it.
Anyway, the Solar System will align with the Galactic Center on that date. This happens every 26,000 years. The Earth has been here about 4.5 billion years and humans for about 200,000 years. That means it has happened 7 times since man has existed and 173,076 times since Earth has existed, and it is still here and so are we.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Tamil Star VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates.
But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection
But when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college.
But U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...
But u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic
But a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6 ) U can find tea in teacup.
But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard
But u cannot find mother in motherboard.............. ....
But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection
But when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college.
But U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...
But u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic
But a software engineer cannot bcom a software
6 ) U can find tea in teacup.
But cannot find world in world cup
7) U can find keys in Keyboard
But u cannot find mother in motherboard.............. ....
Monday, September 7, 2009
Ulaga Nayagan-kamalahaasan-Trivia
1.On April 27 2002 Kamala Haasan was detained at Toronto airport and denied boarding his flight to L.A. because he had an Arab name/look and was considered a potential terrorist.
2.His innovative acting has earned him the title "the first, and perhaps the last, complete hero in Indian Cinema"
3.Is the only actor to have earned a Best Actor in a Leading Role award and a Best Actor in a Supporting Role nomination for the same movie (Saagar (1985)) at Filmfare Awards.
4.Seven movies that he has starred in have been sent to represent India in Oscars for Best foreign movie category, highest by any Indian.
5.Met action superstar Jackie Chan for the first time, when the latter came to the audio launch of Hassan's latest thriller, Dasavatharam in April of 2008. Hassan confessed to have been a huge fan of Chan, and admitted at the audio launch that he had during his career, tried emulating Jackie Chan's stunts, resulting in 32 fractures to his body.
6.Did daredevil stunts for the film, Abhay (2001), where he did bungee jumping. Severely injured his back whilst filming.
7.Has acted in Tamil, Telugu, Kannada, Malayalam, Bengali and Hindi films.
Akshay Kumar-Trivia
1.A young man named Rajeev Hari Ohm Bhatia of Amritsar migrated to Bangkok and took up the job of a chef. It was for livelyhood. He had two posters, one of Sridevi and the other of Sylvestar Stallon, stuck on the wall and treasured dreams of acting with them. The dreamer was none other than the "Khiladio ka Khiladi", Akshay Kumar who is stated to be the most expensive star (72 crores par movie) and the highest tax-payer amongst the film fraternity, leaving the King Khan behind in this respect.
2.Akshay Kumar is scared of heights...can u believe this ???? ...with all the stunts he does....
3.Akshay always has the tradition of getting up at 4 in the morning jogging of to juhu beach irrespective of his shooting schedule and whenever he is shooting abroad he hits of the gym and hits the bed by 10 pm.
4.Akshay Kumar is superstitious. He will never write anything on a page unless he first heads it with an "Om".
2.Akshay Kumar is scared of heights...can u believe this ???? ...with all the stunts he does....
3.Akshay always has the tradition of getting up at 4 in the morning jogging of to juhu beach irrespective of his shooting schedule and whenever he is shooting abroad he hits of the gym and hits the bed by 10 pm.
4.Akshay Kumar is superstitious. He will never write anything on a page unless he first heads it with an "Om".
Aamir Khan-Trivia
1.Aamir Khan is the only actor who has declined the offer of Madame Tussauds.
2.Was offered Shahrukh Khan's role in _Darr (1994)_.
Refuses to accept the usual awards from Indian trade magazines such as Filmfare.
Known as perfectionist who insists on getting a finished script before committing to a film and also refuses to work on more than one film at a time, both very unusual for Bollywood where actors usually work in several films at a time and script details are often improvised on the day of shooting.
3.Aamir Khan was the original choice for Shah Rukh Khan's Role In Darr.
4.Aamir Khan waxed his entire body to play a role of woman in the movie Baazi
5.Aamir Khan had first refused the role of Bhuvan in Lagaan. He was later again approched by Ashutosh Gowarikar with change in script. After that he signed the movie.
6.Farhan Akhtar originally wrote the movie by casting Akshaye Khanna as Akash, Hrithik Roshan as Siddhart and Saif Ali Khan as Sameer. When Hrithik Roshan turned the role down, it went to Abhishek Bachchan. After Abhishek's withdrawal, Farhan employed Aamir Khan and made a quick change in the previous cast, swapping the roles of Akshaye Khanna and Aamir Khan.
2.Was offered Shahrukh Khan's role in _Darr (1994)_.
Refuses to accept the usual awards from Indian trade magazines such as Filmfare.
Known as perfectionist who insists on getting a finished script before committing to a film and also refuses to work on more than one film at a time, both very unusual for Bollywood where actors usually work in several films at a time and script details are often improvised on the day of shooting.
3.Aamir Khan was the original choice for Shah Rukh Khan's Role In Darr.
4.Aamir Khan waxed his entire body to play a role of woman in the movie Baazi
5.Aamir Khan had first refused the role of Bhuvan in Lagaan. He was later again approched by Ashutosh Gowarikar with change in script. After that he signed the movie.
6.Farhan Akhtar originally wrote the movie by casting Akshaye Khanna as Akash, Hrithik Roshan as Siddhart and Saif Ali Khan as Sameer. When Hrithik Roshan turned the role down, it went to Abhishek Bachchan. After Abhishek's withdrawal, Farhan employed Aamir Khan and made a quick change in the previous cast, swapping the roles of Akshaye Khanna and Aamir Khan.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
The world's longest Ferrari
This is, believe it or not, the world's first-ever Ferrari stretch limo: a 23-foot 360 Modena with eight seats and the biggest electric gullwing doors we've ever seen.
It's the handiwork of Style Limousines in Manchester, which spent more than £200,000 modifying the rear-engined 360.
All eight of the seats are carbon-fibre buckets with five-point race harnesses - which might sound excessive until you discover that the 3.6-litre V8 remains, its 395bhp propelling the mega-Ferrari to 60mph in under six seconds. Could prove a challenge not to spill your cheap champagne.
Those gull-wing doors are nine-foot long and were designed by one of the teams responsible for the Mercedes SLR McLaren.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
HALF BLOOD PRINCE-GOOF UPS
1.Continuity: In the scene with Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, as the camera pans up the front of the store, one sees the store name (in gold lettering). However, when Harry, Ron, and Hermione leave the store to follow Draco Malfoy the store name is no longer present.
2.Continuity: In the dormitory, when Harry walks in to see lovestruck Ron at the window, Romilda's card and empty chocolate wrappers are on Harry's bed. When Harry places the Marauders map and Potions book on the dresser, the card and wrappers have changed position.
3.Continuity: As Harry and Luna come through Hogwart's gates, an Auror standing outside begins to walk backwards in through the gate. He makes it half-way through, but in the next shot, he is still at the end of the gate.
4.In quite a few shots during the film, it is much too obvious that there are no lenses in Harry's glasses, whereas in previous and following shots the glasses have lenses. A couple of instances are: when Harry drinks the Felix Felicis and when Harry kneels beside Dumbledore, at the foot of the Astronomy Tower.
5.It is not what is seen here that is the problem, but what we don't see on the Hogwarts Express; first on the way to Hogwarts when Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in their compartment talking about Draco, and second, during holiday break, when Harry and Ron are talking about Unbreakable Vows. As the camera faces the large compartment window, we see the scenery out the window, but as the train speeds along, the scenic reflection of the windows opposite it, in the corridor, should be seen but isn't. What is reflected is the light colored wall of the compartment beneath the blacked-out window. The camera filming the shots from this angle is positioned at that window, and to hide the camera/crews' outline, the window was covered.
2.Continuity: In the dormitory, when Harry walks in to see lovestruck Ron at the window, Romilda's card and empty chocolate wrappers are on Harry's bed. When Harry places the Marauders map and Potions book on the dresser, the card and wrappers have changed position.
3.Continuity: As Harry and Luna come through Hogwart's gates, an Auror standing outside begins to walk backwards in through the gate. He makes it half-way through, but in the next shot, he is still at the end of the gate.
4.In quite a few shots during the film, it is much too obvious that there are no lenses in Harry's glasses, whereas in previous and following shots the glasses have lenses. A couple of instances are: when Harry drinks the Felix Felicis and when Harry kneels beside Dumbledore, at the foot of the Astronomy Tower.
5.It is not what is seen here that is the problem, but what we don't see on the Hogwarts Express; first on the way to Hogwarts when Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in their compartment talking about Draco, and second, during holiday break, when Harry and Ron are talking about Unbreakable Vows. As the camera faces the large compartment window, we see the scenery out the window, but as the train speeds along, the scenic reflection of the windows opposite it, in the corridor, should be seen but isn't. What is reflected is the light colored wall of the compartment beneath the blacked-out window. The camera filming the shots from this angle is positioned at that window, and to hide the camera/crews' outline, the window was covered.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl GOOF UP!!!!!!!!!
During the sword fight in the blacksmith's shop, Will pulls a blade out of the fire. While fighting Jack, the heated blade sparks when their two swords clash. When Will blocks a hit from Jack, the impact is far BELOW the red/orange hot section of Will's sword, yet it sparks right at that spot. It also makes a kind of sound like electricity crackling. A heated blade would not make this noise, nor would it send out embers or sparks where it is not heated. Only the tip is heated, however the whole blade has an electrical current running through it, mentioned in another mistake..
Public Enemies Mistakes
1. Factual error: When Special Agent Winstead is leaning over Dillinger to hear what his last words are, you can see that he's wearing modern-day contact lenses, in 1934.
2.When John gives Billie her mink coat, the amount of wrap paper coming out of the corners of the box differs between the front and back angles.
3.Early in the movie, during a bank robbery, there is an FDIC sign beside the teller. Dillinger's bank robberies were mostly in 1933, he was arrested in January 1934. The FDIC was not enacted until January 1934, making it impossible for the bank to have been insured by the FDIC during the 1933 robberies. Additionally, in the same robbery, the teller displays $5 bills that are the current format (multiple colors, offset picture, larger numbers) which would not have been present at that time.
4.The film is set in the 1930s, but when there is a closeup of a sheet of text (a conversation between Billie and John), it is typed out in a computer font (which did not exist) as opposed to a typewriter.
5. In one scene, focused on a car on the street, you can look closely and spot a modern-day vehicle in the background.
6. When Dillinger is looking at his watch just before going to the movies, you can see that the time is 6:00. Close-up of his mum's photo, and the time is now something like 6:25.
7.When Dillinger is being flown back to Indiana he has a mustache. As he is leaving the plane, the mustache is gone.
8.In an aerial shot of Lincoln Ave in Chicago outside the Biograph Theater the rubber mats laid on the road to look like 1930's brick streets only cover the middle 1/3rd of the street. On the outside 2/3s the street is modern asphalt and shows striping tape for bike lanes.
9. During the movie Dillinger talks with Baby-Face Nelson about a train job. The train is visible in the background. The train however is the Union Pacific locomotive 844. This locomotive was not built and delivered to the Union Pacific until December 1944, 10 years after Dillinger was killed.
10. When Depp is in the cinema, with the audience looking left and right without seeing him, in a wider shot he's worried, then slowly breaks into a wry smile. We then cut to a closer shot, and he's suddenly looking serious again, before smiling once more.
2.When John gives Billie her mink coat, the amount of wrap paper coming out of the corners of the box differs between the front and back angles.
3.Early in the movie, during a bank robbery, there is an FDIC sign beside the teller. Dillinger's bank robberies were mostly in 1933, he was arrested in January 1934. The FDIC was not enacted until January 1934, making it impossible for the bank to have been insured by the FDIC during the 1933 robberies. Additionally, in the same robbery, the teller displays $5 bills that are the current format (multiple colors, offset picture, larger numbers) which would not have been present at that time.
4.The film is set in the 1930s, but when there is a closeup of a sheet of text (a conversation between Billie and John), it is typed out in a computer font (which did not exist) as opposed to a typewriter.
5. In one scene, focused on a car on the street, you can look closely and spot a modern-day vehicle in the background.
6. When Dillinger is looking at his watch just before going to the movies, you can see that the time is 6:00. Close-up of his mum's photo, and the time is now something like 6:25.
7.When Dillinger is being flown back to Indiana he has a mustache. As he is leaving the plane, the mustache is gone.
8.In an aerial shot of Lincoln Ave in Chicago outside the Biograph Theater the rubber mats laid on the road to look like 1930's brick streets only cover the middle 1/3rd of the street. On the outside 2/3s the street is modern asphalt and shows striping tape for bike lanes.
9. During the movie Dillinger talks with Baby-Face Nelson about a train job. The train is visible in the background. The train however is the Union Pacific locomotive 844. This locomotive was not built and delivered to the Union Pacific until December 1944, 10 years after Dillinger was killed.
10. When Depp is in the cinema, with the audience looking left and right without seeing him, in a wider shot he's worried, then slowly breaks into a wry smile. We then cut to a closer shot, and he's suddenly looking serious again, before smiling once more.
Ocean's Eleven Mistakes
1. Linus and Rusty are standing in the Botanical Garden at the Bellagio going over Linus' observations. Rusty has a cocktail glass of shrimp in hand. When they change angles he has a plate in his hand, then change back, it's a glass.
2. Deliberate "mistake": Walsh, the casino manager, is with Saul Bloom, watching the briefcase being put into the vault. However, at the exact same time, Walsh is seen escorting Frank Catton from the building.
3.When Rusty is talking to Linus, giving him instructions, he is constantly eating an ice cream with a spoon. When he sets the ice cream down and leaves the room the entire ice cream is still there, two untouched scoops of ice cream. Obviously the cup was refilled during a cut.
4.Note the bad cut as the Chinese man is first knelt down looking at the briefcase on top of the mobile safe then a camera angle change shows him stood and looking behind him before positioning himself to jump. Then note how his body angle changes when falling off the top of the cabinet between cuts. Look carefully to the right of the screen and you can see a Perspex sheet wobbling.
5.Visible crew/equipment: When Tess is looking at the painting just before Terry Benedict joins her, the man on her left side explaining about the painting wears glasses that reflect the camera crew. It is especially clear if you watch it in high-definition.
6.When Danny and Rusty go to see Reuben, they are sitting at his table. In one shot Rusty's orange drink has less in it then in the next shot.
7.The 160-million dollars that the heist group carries out of the vault in several duffle bags would actually weigh about 6400 pounds and take up the better part of 2 cargo vans. A quick calculation: a stack of 200 $100 bills is $20000 (they can't have used $1,000 bills - while legal tender, they're steadily being removed from circulation, so there wouldn't be enough). Roughly 100 of these stacks would fit in a milk crate sized container, so we are up to $2,000,000. $160 million would require 80 of these crates. Figuring 80 pound per crate, that is 6400 pounds.
2. Deliberate "mistake": Walsh, the casino manager, is with Saul Bloom, watching the briefcase being put into the vault. However, at the exact same time, Walsh is seen escorting Frank Catton from the building.
3.When Rusty is talking to Linus, giving him instructions, he is constantly eating an ice cream with a spoon. When he sets the ice cream down and leaves the room the entire ice cream is still there, two untouched scoops of ice cream. Obviously the cup was refilled during a cut.
4.Note the bad cut as the Chinese man is first knelt down looking at the briefcase on top of the mobile safe then a camera angle change shows him stood and looking behind him before positioning himself to jump. Then note how his body angle changes when falling off the top of the cabinet between cuts. Look carefully to the right of the screen and you can see a Perspex sheet wobbling.
5.Visible crew/equipment: When Tess is looking at the painting just before Terry Benedict joins her, the man on her left side explaining about the painting wears glasses that reflect the camera crew. It is especially clear if you watch it in high-definition.
6.When Danny and Rusty go to see Reuben, they are sitting at his table. In one shot Rusty's orange drink has less in it then in the next shot.
7.The 160-million dollars that the heist group carries out of the vault in several duffle bags would actually weigh about 6400 pounds and take up the better part of 2 cargo vans. A quick calculation: a stack of 200 $100 bills is $20000 (they can't have used $1,000 bills - while legal tender, they're steadily being removed from circulation, so there wouldn't be enough). Roughly 100 of these stacks would fit in a milk crate sized container, so we are up to $2,000,000. $160 million would require 80 of these crates. Figuring 80 pound per crate, that is 6400 pounds.
Dark Knight Errors!!!!!!
1.Visible crew/equipment: During Batman's interrogation of the Joker, when he picks him up and slams him against the wall, for a very brief moment you can see the camera and the cameraman in the reflection of the mirror on the right.
2.Continuity: During the interrogation scene, when Batman beats up Joker, Joker's hands are holding Batman's forearms upside down (from underneath). When the frame changes his hands are now on top of Batman's forearms, then it cuts back and his hands are under again.
3.The Joker fires a rocket-propelled grenade at the Tumbler, sending it crashing end over end. In the final tumble, as it loses the last of its momentum, it's rolling to rest on its roof. The camera angle then changes and it's suddenly regained momentum, rolling again so it lands on its wheels.
4.When the Joker reveals to Batman that he's also got Rachel, Batman slams the Joker into the wall. The tiles behind the Joker's head have little cracks in them. Cut to another shot from the side, all the cracks are gone.
5.When Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox are looking at new Batman equipment, after Bruce picks up one of the arm plates, he presses a button which makes the blades come out, and as he does this, he is holding it towards himself, so the blades are facing him, but in the next shot, he is holding it to the side of his body, and so when he pushes another button, the blades shoot out and hit the wall, when they should have hit him in the chest.
2.Continuity: During the interrogation scene, when Batman beats up Joker, Joker's hands are holding Batman's forearms upside down (from underneath). When the frame changes his hands are now on top of Batman's forearms, then it cuts back and his hands are under again.
3.The Joker fires a rocket-propelled grenade at the Tumbler, sending it crashing end over end. In the final tumble, as it loses the last of its momentum, it's rolling to rest on its roof. The camera angle then changes and it's suddenly regained momentum, rolling again so it lands on its wheels.
4.When the Joker reveals to Batman that he's also got Rachel, Batman slams the Joker into the wall. The tiles behind the Joker's head have little cracks in them. Cut to another shot from the side, all the cracks are gone.
5.When Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox are looking at new Batman equipment, after Bruce picks up one of the arm plates, he presses a button which makes the blades come out, and as he does this, he is holding it towards himself, so the blades are facing him, but in the next shot, he is holding it to the side of his body, and so when he pushes another button, the blades shoot out and hit the wall, when they should have hit him in the chest.
How Newton Committed Suicide?
Why did Newton committed suicide?
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang ... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Here is the reason.
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang ... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
BOLLYWOOD MANIA
Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.
One man + one woman = Isha Deol
Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waste of money = Devdas
New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
Old heroes + old heroins = time pass
action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie
Fake smile + costly costumes + over acting = Aishwarya rai
A man behind girl + new jacket +over confidence = King khan movies
A person – gillete + black shirt = Jr.B
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.
One man + one woman = Isha Deol
Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waste of money = Devdas
New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
Old heroes + old heroins = time pass
action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie
Fake smile + costly costumes + over acting = Aishwarya rai
A man behind girl + new jacket +over confidence = King khan movies
A person – gillete + black shirt = Jr.B
ILLOGICAL FACTS IN BOLLYWOOD MOVIES
Phir Hera Pheri
In the original Hera Pheri, Shyam, Raju and Baburao get Rs 40 lakhs, but in the sequel, director Neeraj Vohra has shown that they stay in a bungalow worth Rs 50 lakhs and yet manage to save a sum of Rs 10 Lakhs each. Now that’s what I call real hera pheri.
Taxi No. 9211
1, Nana Patekar is shown in a financial mess, as he doesn’t even have money to pay for the electricity bill or his son’s school fees. But he manages to pay for a cell phone and a landline. How come?
2, The police seize Nana Patekar’s taxi and they have obviously taken away his license too. Later in the film, after a short time lapse, he’s shown driving another taxi. How can anybody lend him another taxi without checking his license?
3, When Sonali Kulkarni buys tickets for Nasik she asks for two tickets for the 9 pm t rain but later when Nana Patekar is in John Abraham’s house he says my wife is going to Nasik by the 11:30 pm train. Time time ki baat hai jaani?
Fanaa
1, When the hero places a roti in her thali, Kajol slides it into place. Hello! Isn’t she blind?
2, Rishi Kapoor is fully drunk and can’t walk or talk properly. Kajol walks him to his bed. But when Captain Ranvir Singh reveals to Kajol that he is Rehan, Rishi Kapoor comes out of the bedroom, is fully in his senses and scolds Ranvir severely. Kya nasha itni jaldi utar gaya?
Chup Chup Ke
1, Shahid goes to his village in a Toyota Corola. But during his return journey it changes into a Hyundai Getz.
2, After rescuing Shahid from drowning, Rajpal Yadav finds a printed list in his pocket that is completely dry. How come? Was it printed on waterproof paper?
Krishh
1, Rohit (Hrithik Roshan) is in Malaysia for two years working on a secret project. At the end of the second year his mother (Rekha) calls him up to say that his wife (Preity Zinta) has given birth to a baby boy. Considering the fact that he was away from home for two years, how did Hrithik impregnate his wife? Any answers Jadoo?
2, Priyanka is on a seven-day adventure camp with her friends in Manali and she just has a small bag with her. Yet during her one-week stay outdoors, she manages to change into colour-coordinated designer outfits three times a day with matching accessories and even sports different hairstyles. Jadoo at work again?
3, Priyanka and her friend decide to call super boy Krishna to Singapore to save their floundering jobs and the next day he is actually in Singapore. How did they arrange the passport and visa in a single day?
4, It takes Hrithik his entire superman-like strength to chase Naseer to the island where the computer is. Yet Naseer manages to import Priyanka and Sharat Saxena to the island in just five minutes!
5, Priyanka’s belt does the disappearing act for a moment when she runs towards Rekha as the kids gang up with Hrithik to pull her leg.
6, When Priyanka watches the video of Krishna fishing with his bare hands, the scene suddenly shifts to him wearing the mask. But what happened to the Dil na diya… dance which she was shooting with her video camera?
RANG DE BASANTI
We first hear that the Defence Minister has been shot at 7.58 am and then we see the same flashed as ‘Breaking News’ on a TV channel but the time on the TV screen is 7.46 am. Did the channel staff have a premonition about the event? Future shock, kya?
SHAADI SE PEHLE
In the climax, when Ayesha Takia is in the car, she’s wearing a nose ring. As soon as she comes out and hugs Akshaye Khanna, the ring vanishes! Who took it? The lord of the rings?
HUMKO DEEWANA KAR GAYE
1, Akshay Kumar was supposed to represent Toyota in the cross-country rally, but in the film he’s seen driving a Subaru car. A case of mistaken car seva, what?
2, Why did Akshay Kumar need to walk Katrina Kaif back to her hotel when he had a car?
In the original Hera Pheri, Shyam, Raju and Baburao get Rs 40 lakhs, but in the sequel, director Neeraj Vohra has shown that they stay in a bungalow worth Rs 50 lakhs and yet manage to save a sum of Rs 10 Lakhs each. Now that’s what I call real hera pheri.
Taxi No. 9211
1, Nana Patekar is shown in a financial mess, as he doesn’t even have money to pay for the electricity bill or his son’s school fees. But he manages to pay for a cell phone and a landline. How come?
2, The police seize Nana Patekar’s taxi and they have obviously taken away his license too. Later in the film, after a short time lapse, he’s shown driving another taxi. How can anybody lend him another taxi without checking his license?
3, When Sonali Kulkarni buys tickets for Nasik she asks for two tickets for the 9 pm t rain but later when Nana Patekar is in John Abraham’s house he says my wife is going to Nasik by the 11:30 pm train. Time time ki baat hai jaani?
Fanaa
1, When the hero places a roti in her thali, Kajol slides it into place. Hello! Isn’t she blind?
2, Rishi Kapoor is fully drunk and can’t walk or talk properly. Kajol walks him to his bed. But when Captain Ranvir Singh reveals to Kajol that he is Rehan, Rishi Kapoor comes out of the bedroom, is fully in his senses and scolds Ranvir severely. Kya nasha itni jaldi utar gaya?
Chup Chup Ke
1, Shahid goes to his village in a Toyota Corola. But during his return journey it changes into a Hyundai Getz.
2, After rescuing Shahid from drowning, Rajpal Yadav finds a printed list in his pocket that is completely dry. How come? Was it printed on waterproof paper?
Krishh
1, Rohit (Hrithik Roshan) is in Malaysia for two years working on a secret project. At the end of the second year his mother (Rekha) calls him up to say that his wife (Preity Zinta) has given birth to a baby boy. Considering the fact that he was away from home for two years, how did Hrithik impregnate his wife? Any answers Jadoo?
2, Priyanka is on a seven-day adventure camp with her friends in Manali and she just has a small bag with her. Yet during her one-week stay outdoors, she manages to change into colour-coordinated designer outfits three times a day with matching accessories and even sports different hairstyles. Jadoo at work again?
3, Priyanka and her friend decide to call super boy Krishna to Singapore to save their floundering jobs and the next day he is actually in Singapore. How did they arrange the passport and visa in a single day?
4, It takes Hrithik his entire superman-like strength to chase Naseer to the island where the computer is. Yet Naseer manages to import Priyanka and Sharat Saxena to the island in just five minutes!
5, Priyanka’s belt does the disappearing act for a moment when she runs towards Rekha as the kids gang up with Hrithik to pull her leg.
6, When Priyanka watches the video of Krishna fishing with his bare hands, the scene suddenly shifts to him wearing the mask. But what happened to the Dil na diya… dance which she was shooting with her video camera?
RANG DE BASANTI
We first hear that the Defence Minister has been shot at 7.58 am and then we see the same flashed as ‘Breaking News’ on a TV channel but the time on the TV screen is 7.46 am. Did the channel staff have a premonition about the event? Future shock, kya?
SHAADI SE PEHLE
In the climax, when Ayesha Takia is in the car, she’s wearing a nose ring. As soon as she comes out and hugs Akshaye Khanna, the ring vanishes! Who took it? The lord of the rings?
HUMKO DEEWANA KAR GAYE
1, Akshay Kumar was supposed to represent Toyota in the cross-country rally, but in the film he’s seen driving a Subaru car. A case of mistaken car seva, what?
2, Why did Akshay Kumar need to walk Katrina Kaif back to her hotel when he had a car?
Facts about Rajinikanth !!!
Guys Pls DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,
Here are some facts about Rajanikanth (the south indian superstar)
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirrorshatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in betweenRajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify thatthis spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning,that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicappedif you park there.
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google itdoesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run whileyou still have the chance.”
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel ofFortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the showconsisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheelto stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
I found this article while surfing the INTERNET. i liked dis very much.
Have a nice day......I posted this to entertain ppl only. Not to hurt Nybody
Sixty Amazing-but-True Facts!
In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.
The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.
Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.
A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.
Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."
When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.
Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.
Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.
The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.
The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.
Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.
Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.
Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.
The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.
Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.
Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.
SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.
Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.
Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.
Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.
You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.
A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.
Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.
At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."
When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.
Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.
Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.
If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.
When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.
Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.
Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.
The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
Title : Right to Emergency Care - Supreme Court.
Date Of Judgment: 23/02/2007.
Case No.: Appeal (civil) 919 of 2007.
Case No.: Appeal (civil) 919 of 2007.
The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required.
It is only after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police formalities.
In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an accident, please go ahead and do so.
Your responsibility ends as soon as you leave the person at the hospital. The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first aid, etc.
Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need.
CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woman was working in a post office in California.
One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later,
she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor,
and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A
couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to
get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the
hospital and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of
her
tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the
doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!
There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able
to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and
moist...
This is a true story reported on CNN
A guy called Andy Hume writes:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the
things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't
licked
an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop 32 years ago
and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why
until I had to go into storage to pull out 2500 envelopes that were
already
printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a
couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the
envelopes.
One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later,
she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor,
and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A
couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to
get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the
hospital and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of
her
tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the
doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!
There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able
to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and
moist...
This is a true story reported on CNN
A guy called Andy Hume writes:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the
things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't
licked
an envelope for years!" I used to work for a print shop 32 years ago
and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why
until I had to go into storage to pull out 2500 envelopes that were
already
printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a
couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the
envelopes.
Jokes
Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. ....I think you bring me bad luck!"
Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"
A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
Two women friends meet on the street, but they haven't seen each other for years. As they are talking one women notices that her friend has a 5 carat diamond ring, and says "My what a magnificent ring." Her friend relies, "Yes, it is, but unfortunately it comes with a curse. It comes
with my husband!"
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"
A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
Two women friends meet on the street, but they haven't seen each other for years. As they are talking one women notices that her friend has a 5 carat diamond ring, and says "My what a magnificent ring." Her friend relies, "Yes, it is, but unfortunately it comes with a curse. It comes
with my husband!"
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
amazing Truth
1) In 1978, Kamal's tamil movie "Sivappu Rojakal" was released. He played the role of a Psychopath killer (femicide). A year later, a guy named "Psycho Raman" was caught for brutally murdering people especially women.
2) In 1988, Kamal played the role of an unemployed youth in the movie "Sathya". In 89-90's our country faced lot of problems due to unemployment.
3) In 1992, his blockbuster movie "Devar Magan" was released. It’s a village based subject. The movie portrayed scenes of communal clashes. Exactly a year later in 1993, there were many communal clashes in southern districts.
4) We all know in 1996 many people in our country was cheated by finance companies. Kamal Hassan had clearly depicted this in his movie "Mahanadhi" which was released in 1994, well a year in advance.
5) In "Hey Ram"(2000), there are few scenes relating to Hindu Muslim clashes. We all know 2 years later, Godhra (Gujarat riots) incident happened.
6) He used a word called 'tsunami' in his movie "Anbe Sivam"(2003).The word 'TSUNAMI' was not known to many people before. In 2004, 'tsunami' stuck the east coast of our country and many people lost their lives.
7) In his movie "Vettaiyadu Vilayadu "(2006) there are two characters called Ilamaran & Amudhan who played the roles of psychopath killers. After 3 months of release of the movie, the NOIDA serial killing came to light (Moninder & Sathish)
8) In his latest movie "Dasavatharam" in 2008 he mentioned about a deadly virus, which spread via air, that may destroy the world. Now in 2009 we have the Swine Flu that spreads through air. And to be specific, in the movie Kamal develops a bio weapon and finds out the deadly effect of the virus in a lab in America. Now the first case of Swine Flu was detected in Mexico (America). WHAT DO U CALL THIS ----- “A COINCIDENCE”?
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
hi
Hi,My name is Vignesh,Welcome To My Blogopedia.I am Currently Working at New Generation Media Corporation Pvt.Ltd,Chennai.This is a blog where i post random articles about films,books to name a few.
Do have a sneak peak at my other blogs as well.
Blog Links: http://vigneshssuresh.wordpress.com/
http://www.vigneshsphotography.blogspot.in/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vigneshsuresh/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vigneshssuresh
Twitter: http://twitter.com/vigneshssuresh
Email Me: vigneshsvijay2008@gmail.com or vigneshsuresh.photography@gmail.com
Do have a sneak peak at my other blogs as well.
Blog Links: http://vigneshssuresh.wordpress.com/
http://www.vigneshsphotography.blogspot.in/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vigneshsuresh/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vigneshssuresh
Twitter: http://twitter.com/vigneshssuresh
Email Me: vigneshsvijay2008@gmail.com or vigneshsuresh.photography@gmail.com
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)